The Erotic Falconry Personals Page
“A raptor-rapin’ good time!” - Jimmy Johnson, Fox Sports
Birds Seeking Gloves
Name: Jojo
Lovestyle: Dainty
Likes: Bits of hamburger, screeching
Dislikes: Rain, conversations about sports
Looking for: A not-so-hung glover, possibly of Arab descent
Name: Stickly Lovejoy
Lovestyle: Scratchy
Likes: Rats
Dislikes: Dave Matthews, Alka-Seltzer
Looking for: A Gemini with normal hygiene
Name: Rimbaud
Lovestyle: Thorough
Likes: Scouring, rope, smelting
Dislikes: Catholics
Looking for: Someone with access to ham
Name: Gort
Lovestyle: Brutal
Likes: Tearing and glaring
Dislikes: Most things
Looking for: Women who can shut the fuck up for once in their lives
Name: Mr. Hasty
Lovestyle: Rapid
Likes: Swooping, listing to Rush, eyelids
Dislikes: People of color, foreskins
Looking for: Gummi bears
Name: Cheecho
Lovestyle: All over the place
Likes: Encircling, shrieking, fighting with parrots
Dislikes: Being sprayed with stuff
Looking for: Hairy gentlemen with more to love
Name: Lamont
Lovestyle: Aggressive
Likes: Folds of skin, shrews, voles, cognac
Dislikes: Telemarketers, the Yankees, DDT, sixpack holders
Looking for: A Brazilian or Thai man who looks a lot like a woman
Name: Clem
Lovestyle: Shadowy
Likes: Slience, fisting
Dislikes: Being touched
Looking for: Your ass
